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You are lucky didn't play us in hockey. We'd send you ca-ducks back to your ice shanties. Be looking to the night skies over Minnitaki because those streaks aren't going to be shooting stars. They will be ICBMs bearing down on your maple leaf arses.

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Kai,
My family is considering booking you for a trip this summer. Your place looks very nice.
I tried to make a reservation for the night before we arrive at the Comfort Inn in Dryden. They have a "Camper's Rate" for a room that is much less than their normal rate. However, in order to get that rate I need to document to them that I am on a camping trip. I described your Neepawa property to them and they agreed that I would qualify as being on a camping property because the "facility" is an outhouse. The documentation they require is a photo of the outhouse that I need to present to them when I arrive. If I do not have that photo, a photograph of a person urinating outside would do...according to their policy.
Please send me photo of outhouse at Neepawa so I can get that discount. I discussed it with Ma and she refuses to let me photograph her urinating behind the bush in my back yard. She is unable to photograph me urinating because she cannot operate our camera.
Thanks for your help,
Otis

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Kai,
I am on an American Airlines flight right now, flying over Sioux Lookout (headed to Winnipeg). As I look down on Minnitaki from 30,000 feet, it appears that someone is shacking up at your Neepawa camp. There's 3 snow machines parked behind the shithouse, and bearded man with a red Husker hat is out on the lake cutting a 3' diameter hole in the ice. What's up!? Are you renting to laker bakers over the winter? Frank will not be happy that you are letting people harvest his prized lakers through the ice.
Enjoy Hawaii! I'll keep an eye on the island next time I do a fly over.
Tam